Bugs

frisky-beast:

New 3D prints in the Frisky Beast shop for April! The Euphoberia, the Medium Dire Wolf, the Mini Tyrant, the Mechanical Animal 1.5 and the Mechanical Animal 2.5.

A BUG DICK

xenophilesanonymous:

I have no idea what this is from but it’s hilariously awesome.

WELL THE SIGN SAID NO PARKING SO

xenophilesanonymous:

I have no idea what this is from but it’s hilariously awesome.

WELL THE SIGN SAID NO PARKING SO

xenophilesanonymous:

YEAH YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, I’M GIVING AWAY DRAGON DONGERS. FOR FREE. IF THAT DOESN’T EXCITE YOU THEN I REALLY DON’T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU, YO. IF YOU’RE SEEING THIS, CHANCES ARE YOU PROBABLY FOLLOW SOMEONE WHO FUCKS DRAGONS. DAMN. THAT’S RAD.
GOTTA LAY DOWN SOME RULES THOUGH SORRY:
GOTTA BE FOLLOWING XENOPHILES ANONYMOUS
YOU GOTTA REBLOG THIS POST AND FILL OUT THIS FORM
DON’T REMOVE ANY OF THIS TEXT OR YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY!
THIS GIVEAWAY IS FOR US ONLY. NAW JUST KIDDING THIS GIVEAWAY IS FOR EVERYONE. HOLLA!
THIS SHIT ENDS ON JULY 1ST. 
NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS. DON’T BE A FUCKIN DOUCHELORD.
REBLOG AS MUCH AS YOU WANT, LIKE IT TOO IF YOU WANNA, BUT ONLY THE FORM RESPONSES WILL BE COUNTED! (YOU STILL NEED TO REBLOG AT LEAST ONCE.)
ALRIGHT HERE’S WHAT YOU CAN WIN:
FIRST PLACE GETS A CUSTOM DRAGON DONG FROM BAD DRAGON OR FRISKY BEAST. $150 USD LIMIT BECAUSE I NEED MONEY TOO LOL. THAT NUMBER DOES NOT INCLUDE SHIPPING. ALSO YOU CAN GET SOME OTHER JUNK FROM BD/FB IF YOU WANNA, AS LONG AS IT’S NOT OVER $150 USD. PLUS I’LL THROW IN SOME OF MY FAVORITE TEENY WEENIES. DANG I BET YOU WANT THIS SHIZNIT.
SECOND PLACE GETS FIRST CHOICE OF TWO PREMADE BAD DRAGON DONGS, PLUS AN EGG WITH YOUR CHOICE OF COLOR FROM FRISKY BEAST, PLUS THREE RANDOM TEENY WEENIES FROM BD. AW SHIT EVERYONE LOVES TINY DONGERS. PLUS YOU GET A BAD DRAGON PEN, A BAD DRAGON BUTTON, AND A FRISKY BEAST PIN. HOLY SHIT. YOU CAN SEE THE TWO DONGS BY CLICKING HERE.
THIRD PLACE GETS THE ONE THAT’S LEFT OVER, PLUS AN EGG WITH YOUR CHOICE OF COLOR FROM FB, PLUS ONE RANDOM TEENY WEENIE FROM BD. DAMN WE’RE UP TO LIKE, THREE (HUNDRED) DONGS?!?!?!?!?!
FOURTH PLACE GETS A RANDOM EGG FROM FB, A RANDOM TEENY WEENIE FROM BD, AND CHOICE OF A BAD DRAGON PEN, A BAD DRAGON BUTTON, OR A FRISKY BEAST BUTTON.
FIFTH PLACE GETS A RANDOM TEENY WEENIE AND CHOICE OF A BAD DRAGON PEN, A BAD DRAGON BUTTON, OR A FRISKY BEAST BUTTON.
HOLY FUCK THAT’S A LOT OF SHIT. IF YOU WIN AND YOU DECIDE YOU DON’T WANT SOMETHING THAT’S INCLUDED IN THE PACKAGE, THEN THAT’S OK, JUST LET ME KNOW. I KNOW NOT EVERYONE HAS A USE FOR MOTHERFUCKING BUTTONS AND PENS AND SHIT. THAT’S OKAY BABE I STILL LOVE YOU.
PLEASE BE SURE TO READ THE RULES BEFORE ENTERING. THIS IS SO IMPORTANT.
THIS ISN’T EVEN MY FINAL FORM, CLICK HERE FOR THE ART GIVEAWAY YOU BEAUTIFUL SHIT, YOU. 

xenophilesanonymous:

YEAH YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, I’M GIVING AWAY DRAGON DONGERS. FOR FREE. IF THAT DOESN’T EXCITE YOU THEN I REALLY DON’T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU, YO. IF YOU’RE SEEING THIS, CHANCES ARE YOU PROBABLY FOLLOW SOMEONE WHO FUCKS DRAGONS. DAMN. THAT’S RAD.

GOTTA LAY DOWN SOME RULES THOUGH SORRY:

  • GOTTA BE FOLLOWING XENOPHILES ANONYMOUS
  • YOU GOTTA REBLOG THIS POST AND FILL OUT THIS FORM
  • DON’T REMOVE ANY OF THIS TEXT OR YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY!
  • THIS GIVEAWAY IS FOR US ONLY. NAW JUST KIDDING THIS GIVEAWAY IS FOR EVERYONE. HOLLA!
  • THIS SHIT ENDS ON JULY 1ST. 
  • NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS. DON’T BE A FUCKIN DOUCHELORD.
  • REBLOG AS MUCH AS YOU WANT, LIKE IT TOO IF YOU WANNA, BUT ONLY THE FORM RESPONSES WILL BE COUNTED! (YOU STILL NEED TO REBLOG AT LEAST ONCE.)

ALRIGHT HERE’S WHAT YOU CAN WIN:

  1. FIRST PLACE GETS A CUSTOM DRAGON DONG FROM BAD DRAGON OR FRISKY BEAST. $150 USD LIMIT BECAUSE I NEED MONEY TOO LOL. THAT NUMBER DOES NOT INCLUDE SHIPPING. ALSO YOU CAN GET SOME OTHER JUNK FROM BD/FB IF YOU WANNA, AS LONG AS IT’S NOT OVER $150 USD. PLUS I’LL THROW IN SOME OF MY FAVORITE TEENY WEENIES. DANG I BET YOU WANT THIS SHIZNIT.
  2. SECOND PLACE GETS FIRST CHOICE OF TWO PREMADE BAD DRAGON DONGS, PLUS AN EGG WITH YOUR CHOICE OF COLOR FROM FRISKY BEAST, PLUS THREE RANDOM TEENY WEENIES FROM BD. AW SHIT EVERYONE LOVES TINY DONGERS. PLUS YOU GET A BAD DRAGON PEN, A BAD DRAGON BUTTON, AND A FRISKY BEAST PIN. HOLY SHIT. YOU CAN SEE THE TWO DONGS BY CLICKING HERE.
  3. THIRD PLACE GETS THE ONE THAT’S LEFT OVER, PLUS AN EGG WITH YOUR CHOICE OF COLOR FROM FB, PLUS ONE RANDOM TEENY WEENIE FROM BD. DAMN WE’RE UP TO LIKE, THREE (HUNDRED) DONGS?!?!?!?!?!
  4. FOURTH PLACE GETS A RANDOM EGG FROM FB, A RANDOM TEENY WEENIE FROM BD, AND CHOICE OF A BAD DRAGON PEN, A BAD DRAGON BUTTON, OR A FRISKY BEAST BUTTON.
  5. FIFTH PLACE GETS A RANDOM TEENY WEENIE AND CHOICE OF A BAD DRAGON PEN, A BAD DRAGON BUTTON, OR A FRISKY BEAST BUTTON.

HOLY FUCK THAT’S A LOT OF SHIT. IF YOU WIN AND YOU DECIDE YOU DON’T WANT SOMETHING THAT’S INCLUDED IN THE PACKAGE, THEN THAT’S OK, JUST LET ME KNOW. I KNOW NOT EVERYONE HAS A USE FOR MOTHERFUCKING BUTTONS AND PENS AND SHIT. THAT’S OKAY BABE I STILL LOVE YOU.

PLEASE BE SURE TO READ THE RULES BEFORE ENTERING. THIS IS SO IMPORTANT.

THIS ISN’T EVEN MY FINAL FORM, CLICK HERE FOR THE ART GIVEAWAY YOU BEAUTIFUL SHIT, YOU. 

On a personal note, my significant other and I sleep tit-to-tit and tummy-to-tummy and it’s the best thing.

sexualscreaming:

[x] <—- source :)

sexualscreaming:

[x] <—- source :)